Mujhe change nahi chahiye....

Last weekend chuchu made me think when he said “jishu yaar, tu badal gaya hai” and believe me this is not the first time I heard such comments from my close ones. I discounted his comment with some trivial abuses….
We argued over some of my inherent ‘qualities’ like my weakness towards alcohol, love for chicken, chain-smoking ability( hope my mom doesn’t read this),hatred towards education system, loosing sleep when India loses a match,my indisciplined life, habit of mocking & abusing everybody with elan, befriending with anybody I come across and ofc “committed hona hain kabhi, yeh soch ke fatti hain” and tried to justify my stance.
His rationale was very tangible and the reasons he gave me were realistic. For a guy who has started reading ET & stopped (better say reduced) gazing over bikini clad models and film actors, news related to page3 infidelity giving way to major M&A’s &economic crisis,love for Kolkata and soft corner towards bongs, advertisements on youtube instead of hot clips on the internet, visiting malls not with the sole purpose of checking out the hottest chick available ,going to a shopper’s shop store not only to check out the latest trends and best bargains but also to see the price and positioning of different brands drove him crazy(believe me, I was not pretending… yeh sab hone laga hai mere saath …apne aap) but the biggest shock of his life came when I said ki mere ko traditional ladkiyaan acchi lagne lagi hai(I was some shots of vodka down, but still…. I said that!!!)
As the drinking marathon went on, diverse topics were discussed….politics, sports, HIT, dosti, ladki,daru, sutta,grass ,TCS, my ‘accha baccha wala’ image at IIFT….and old memories were tampered…how the “recession” screwed up buffalo’s love making ambitions,how Korhia humiliated us(or probably raped us emotionally) ,chuchu’s so-called affairs with munni,the disjusting trio of our department,the faculty members who were always on their feet to screw my ass,the seniors, me(and korhia’s)crush towards Payal at the same time and how I never had the balls to talk to Miss Majumdar and Bidisha and Sneha and the hot Bio-Tech girls and the junior girls(not even a single time in 4years!!)
……..but we talked about something we never did before…. Sala life me aage kya karna hai???Both of us have been happy-go-lucky guys not worrying much about stuffs lekin yeh kutti zindagi ne hame bhi badal diya…. Paise kamane hai,responsibilities leni hai,life me aage badhna hai, thokna hai(sorry shaadi karna hai…being politically correct)… dosti-yaari, aiyashi ,yeh sab kuch kam ho jaega as we start a new lease of life trying to conquer our undiscovered ambitions……
Cheers
Jishu